If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.
(via zemra-jem)
sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
"Your past is just a story. And once you realize this, it has no power over you."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via blua)(Source: pavorst, via beyoncejesusknowlescarter)
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
(via fairryyyyy)
have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS
(Source: cameronhurlmedownthestairs, via sh0wyourscars)
remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
(via sh0wyourscars)
